Breakfast with a Smile

Posted by: Andrew Field

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A week or so ago Bulletproof Management set up a complimentary breakfast for each of our offices. Here are a few pictures from the Moncton breakfast.
NOTE: These pictures are not for the light of heart or the hungry.

 


It's about 7:20 and we find Stéphane Godbout, our Vice President of Systems Integration, starting his Pancakes....from scratch. The breakfast is supposed to start at 7:30 but as I looked around, he and I were the only ones present. Huh?? Where was the bacon cooker and the egg cooker? From Scratch...right
Not wanting to miss the 7:30 start time Mr. Godbout cooks on at a frantic pace.  If you notice the blueberries don't tell the other offices.  I think they had just plain pancakes.
Not missing the deadline
Well here we are at 7:30 and this is all we got!  I remember my tummy starting to rumble and my mouth was watering as I looked onto the bountiful feast.
On time!
Thankfully a little later, about 5 minutes late, in came the President, Mr. Burns and our Financial Guru and self proclaimed "The brains behind the operation" Jennifer Wheaton.  Please pay no attention the 'equal' split of baggage between these two.  (btw Jennifer brought the bacon)
Who said Chivarly is dead?
Here is a close up of Mr. Burns setting up the frying pan.  Look at the concentration on his face....he is about 15 seconds away from contacting the help desk
What does this wire do?
From left to right: Perry Reagon, Joe Howe and Steven Burns.  They may all be smiling but this was not the first time I was told/threatened to put the camera down! The Mofia Smiles
Here is the Bacon.  Which much like the pancakes are from scratch no less!
BACON
Here is my favorite picture.  5 boxes of bacon with 14 slices each ( 70 slices of bacon )  mmm...my arteties are just starting to open up again.
Things are starting to look up!
These hands, belonging to the Vice President of Operations Jeff Shaw, are skillfully breaking the eggs into his MacGyver'd mixing bowl.  Notice that the eggs are from scratch but the plastic glass isn't.
Jeff Shaw, Mixing it up!
A full size shot of Mr. Shaw pushing the eggs around.  Those eggs don't have a chance.
In Charge
A styling picture of Mr. President in his new bib and chapeau.  I am going to start a petition to get this put on our home page.  I think he is blushing

Question: How many executives does it take to make scrambled eggs?  Answer: I am thinking at least one more.
Need some help?

The new contestants for the upcoming season of Hell's Kitchen.  My money is on the one with the cool hat!
Hell's Kitchen

The Hungry Masses (left to right: Jason Steeves, Dave Deighton and Joe Howe)
Starving!

Stephane, the Pancake King, was working so fast the room seemed to blur around him!
Faster then a flipping pancake

Now here is one of the happy customers.  Sure to become a repeat customer.
Jason keeping it real

Here we find Dave doing his best Vanna White impersonation.   "Show us what the next contestant could win" "You could win a beautiful.......half eaten breakfast complete with napkin"
Vanna...spin me a letter

Mmmm, egg   (Notice:  No eggs were harmed in the making of this photo though I can't say the same for Brian Fisher)
EGG...sorry Brian...it was to easy

Mmmm, EGGS (Notice:  Many eggs were harmed in the making of this photo.  That is just the way it goes sometimes.)
EGGS

My first course of an awesome breakfast.  Those blueberries were good.
My first course

For the sake of good humor I had to add this photo...but for the sake of job security I will let you add you own caption.

Caption goes here _________________________
blahblah..shovel...blahblah

As the rest of us sat around and gossiped, Jody Cairns worked on his homework.


Not sure what was in his orange juice but that will fix him for leaving it lying around!
Grumpy Dwarf!

Mr. Burns loving his apron and smiling for the camera!


Damian Puiia, enjoying a cup of Hot Coffee
Hot Coffee....yeww

Here is a rare picture of the 'Codd' (Kevin Hodd) in his natural habitat.  Notice the feverish look of a wild animal that is ready to bolt at the first sign of danger.  Stay tuned for this could be on the next 'Hinterland's Who's Who' skittish

And to end this rare glimps into Bulletproof's breakfast rituals here is a picture of me, Andrew Field and Jennifer Wheaton cleaning up!  doing our duty

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